Mantra: "Don't Hit Women, Don't Hit Women, Dont..."

Vile, Witch of a Woman: "What are these tips for?"

Y.E.L.R.A.: "Ummm... For me?"

Vile, Witch of a Woman: "No, but what are they there for?"

Y.E.L.R.A.: "Well... So I can pay my bills."

Vile, Witch of a Woman: "No, why should I tip you?"

Y.E.L.R.A.: "Ma'am, it's not an obligation."

Vile, Witch of a Woman: "Yeah, but why would I tip you? What do you add to the overall quality of the restaurant?"

Y.E.L.R.A.: (speechless)

Vile, Witch of a Woman: "If you can tell me why I should tip you..."

Y.E.L.R.A.: "Okay. Thanks. Bye."