Tuesday, February 28, 2006

The Tale of Three Ultra-Cool Black Men

Ultra-Cool Black Man #1: "It's about time we get out of here."

UCBM #2: "Naw, man. I'm cool here."

UCBM #3: " Naw, we can just go to the place down the street."

UCBM #2: "Is it good?"

UCBM #1: "It's all right."

UCBM #2: "As long as I can shake my butt... "

UCBM #1: "... That's all that matters."

( NOTE: UCBM #2 had a mohawk that I so dearly wanted for myself, but knew that it would not look very good on me. Oh dear! Sometimes I wish I was ultra-cool! I swear he looked liked he belonged in Bloc Party)


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