Monday, March 06, 2006

Brokeback Bathroom

That title would have been funnier a couple of months ago. Now everyone has an excuse to make gay jokes. Take these retards for example:

Guy #1: You want to share a stall?

Guy #2: Depends. Are you a pitcher or a catcher?

Guy #1: (Raises hand and does best "gay" voice) Bottom!

I'd like to announce that the word "Brokeback" has officially been retired from the lexicon.

I'm not disappointed that it didn't win for best picture. I'm disappointed that Crash won for stating the obvious. Repeatedly. Over and over again. Many times. Nonstop. Oh, and for stating the obvious. Over and over again.

Wake me when Terrence Malick wins an Oscar.

We'll return to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Oedipa said...

Exactly. Couldn't agree more on your take about Crash.

12:26 AM  

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