The Night I Came This Close to Meeting Chandler Bing

Matthew Perry ate at the restaurant tonight. I tingled with anticipation in hopes that I would meet him.

Alas, he didn't have to go potty.

Do celebrities have extra special bladders that I'm not aware of? Perhaps they get the extra large ones so they don't have to go that often. They should cover this on an an episode of Nip/Tuck.