The Elevator Story

Lost Man: "Does this elevator go down?"

Y.E.L.R.A.: "No, it goes up."

Lost Man: "Up?"

Y.E.L.R.A.: "Up."

Lost Man: "Well, how do I go down?"

Y.E.L.R.A.: "There is no down, just up."

Lost Man: "No down?

Y.E.L.R.A.: "No down."

Lost Man: "Well, I need to get out of this building."

Y.E.L.R.A.: "Ok, then take the elevator up, walk through the restaurant, and go out the front door."

You'd think that he would notice the the button to call the elevator only had an "up" button. Plus, the lack of windows in the basement would really indicate to me that we are nowhere near street level. Some people need things spelled out for them.